Beach Theme
Our team is doing a take on Redneck Yacht Club. I'm pretty excited...we had a team meeting at Dave's Pizza this week, tossed around ideas, during which we discovered a teammate has a wicked tattoo on his buttocks.
All I know is John and I rode with George in the mini van to said meeting, and George was taunting random people out the window (a guy who is on another team) about kickball. I told George I bet some people aren't accustomed to getting taunted by people in mini vans.
I'll say it again: I'm pretty excited. I'm wearing short denim shorts, my cowboy boots, and I've called a few places looking for redneck tank tops. John said I should wear tennis shoes, but I had to point out, rarely do I make it to first anyways, so why NOT rock my boots?
Brittany and I decided that "bunting" during kickball is for pansies. I am usually in outfield and I've taken to taunting people from the outfield and calling them a pansy if they bunt. ESPECIALLY if a boy bunts. Be a man. Kick the ball.
John, so far, has a cooler outfit going than me because he has a tight Flora Bama tank top. What is the world coming to?! He wears it a lot...so I'm not sure what that means either.
I PROMISE pictures. Swears.
**never mind, I just remembered I own a vintage Budweiser tee. It used to be John's but I finally told him it was, indeed, too tight.
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